What is the weirdest thing you will ever admit to having done in the past?

I was in grade 9 and I really didn't want to go to school. I'm terrible at faking sick because I'm an awful liar and my mom always knows, so I tried thinking of ways to actually make myself sick. I was half asleep through all of this, in my bed. I decided that it would be a good idea to punch myself in the stomach, and that it would probably make me sick. So I punched myself as hard as I could in the stomach. I ended up going to school.

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